Got milk?
I hate you for making me laugh at that rain joke

She's a good guess for bird cage girl. She doesn't play a freak, apparently, though. She maybe she gets nabbed and forced into the freak show? I'm curious why her part is so under wraps. I know she's important but the question is how?


Her character description does say that she “finds herself in a tough situation”, and that immediately made me think of our birdcage girl. I could totally be wrong, but it could explain why they’re keeping the part under wraps. The birdcage has been popping up everywhere lately so they wouldn’t wanna spoil that storyline. Up until now I was thinking it was Maggie, but either way I’ll be excited to see who it ends up being.

Skyler did post a picture on Instagram with blood on her face (I can’t find it anymore but I saw it earlier today), so maybe she’s going to be one of Twisty’s victims? Makes sense if she’s just a local. 

I think what milk was to Blody Face is what birds is to Twisty. But what the connection is… I don’t kno. 

I Am A Woman!


I Am A Woman!



Remember in January everyone was freaking out that Freak Show was so far away and now we’re not even a month away from it



When does it rain money? 

When there is change in the weather. 


Nothing tells you more about a person than who their favourite Murder House character was.

No points for Larry. 

You know what I find interesting? If you lose a spouse, you’re called a widow, or a widower. If you’re a child and you lose your parents, then you’re an orphan. But what’s the word to describe a parent who loses a child? I guess that’s just too fucking awful to even have a name.
Brenda Chenowith, Six Feet Under. (via dylan-crane)
If all insects on Earth disappeared, within 50 years all life on Earth would end. If all human beings disappeared from the Earth, within 50 years all forms of life would flourish
Jonas Salk (via dylan-crane)



can someone tell me about American Horror Story? specifically Freak Show? bc AHS looks scary so I never watched it but Freak Show looks so lovely. is it a circus season? bc I love circus seasons, like s4 of Heroes oh man that was the sweetest thing

educate me pls

None of the seasons are connected, so you can start anywhere and understand the show. It’s a seasonal anthology which means that each season is its own contained story. Many of the same actors are used playing different characters. To reiterate: it’s not required to watch every season but definitely recommended. 

Freak Show takes place in Jupiter, Florida during the 1950’s. It follows a freak show run by a German ex pat and former cabaret star named Elsa Mars (Jessica Lange). It begins airing on October 8th.

If you’re worried about it being too scary, start with season 3, Coven. It’s less scary than the first two (the second, Asylum, is definitely the most unnerving so end there) and will probably be less scary than Freak Show. But if that’s the one you’re most interested in - season 4, I mean - then take that route.

I hope you try out the show and enjoy it!

strawberrychrisses … I would suggest watching season 1 first (that’s what I tell everyone who considers watching American Horror Story.) Is it the best one? Not in my opinion. I certainly adore Asylum the most. But season 1 is classic. Season 3 starts off really, really disturbing but lightens up pretty quickly. 


Him: [in regards to sex] You’re not my boyfriend. So I can’t make you do things.

Me: No but I am a boy and I am a friend. 

The AHS fandom jumps to conclusions faster than a jack rabbit in heat.

"I guess have four minutes..."